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Hey! Come back here!

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Hey! Come back here!

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He said he was my friend
till the end,

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but he lied.

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She is incredibly rare.

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I need
to transfer my soul again,

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but I can only transfer it
into a Belle doll.

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Dolls are horrifying.

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Never trust any doll.

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Dolls are fucked up.

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You were never there for us,
and you still aren't.

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Whatever you do,
you are my kid,

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you are a killer,

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and you can't escape that!

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Good Guy dolls are hard
to come by.

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In fact,
this is the last one,

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and I'm gonna need it
for Chucky Prime.

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Do we have a deal?

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We did it.

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I can't believe it.
We finally got him.

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- No!
- No!

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Aah!

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- Glen!
- No! No!

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Every Better Days Hospital
in the country

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will receive a priceless gift

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from her personal collection
of vintage Good Guy Dolls.

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Keep this handy.

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Sweet dreams.

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Do you think his whole life
is flashing before his eyes?

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♪ You were rockin'
and rollin' ♪

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♪ You were rockin'
and rollin' ♪

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Charlie?

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Did you always plan
on killing your mother

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or was it
a spontaneous decision?

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What's spontaneous?

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All of a sudden.

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Unplanned.

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I like both actually,

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but spontaneous
is the most fun.

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So, Doc, here's the deal.

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I need to get one
of these little shits

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to kill someone.

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Well, I've had them all
on my couch over the years.

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I nod. I prod.

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They do what I tell them,
and then I just sit back

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and watch their lives
fall apart, more or less.

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It's quite fascinating really.

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But how do I do it?

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Most kids aren't born

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with my kind of talent,
you know?

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Of course not, Charlie.

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Your particular form of genius
is exceedingly rare.

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Keep in mind,
these are teenagers.

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They are ruled
by their hormones,

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their emotions,
and their anxieties.

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Mom!

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If you want
to push them over the edge...

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Aah!

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Mom?

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All you have to do
is traumatize them.

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Uh-huh.

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Whoa!

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Thank you. Finally.

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You have no idea
how hard it's been

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getting one of you little shits
to step the fuck up and play.

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I'll spare her
for Dr. Mixter

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and our lord and savior.

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So long, suckers.

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See ya real soon.

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Sorry, Doc,

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but I'm afraid our time is up.

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Ade due Damballa.

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Give me the power,
I beg of you.

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Aah!

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Ade due Damballa.

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And switch.

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And switch.

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And switch.

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Huh?

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No.

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Do you think his whole life
is flashing before his eyes?

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The Nuclears'
"Nuclear Winter Wonderland" plays...

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♪ Oh, the weather outside
is frightful ♪

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♪ And the radiation
ain't much better ♪

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♪ So grab a gas mask
and a rifle ♪

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♪ 'Cause we're goin' out
to send a letter ♪

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♪ In the nuclear winter
wonderland ♪

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Playful spooky music...

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*CHUCKY*
Season 02  Episode 08

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Episode Title: "Chucky Actually"
Aired on: November 23, 2022.

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Hi. My name is Lexy.

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{\an8}I know you know my last name.

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{\an8}I've never exactly
been anonymous.

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{\an8}I'm an addict.

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Just got out of rehab.

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{\an8}It's one of the very
few things in my life

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{\an8}that I never posted about
on TikTok or Instagram

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{\an8}because it didn't fit
into the perfect commercial

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{\an8}for the perfect life
I was trying to advertise.

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{\an8}Like, layers and layers
of secrets

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{\an8}I've been trying so hard
to keep covered up.

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{\an8}But the truth is,

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{\an8}my addiction isn't the only
secret I've been keeping.

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{\an8}There's another secret,

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one that only three other
people in my life know about.

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{\an8}It's definitely one
of the reasons I'm an addict

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in the first place.

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{\an8}But it's even scarier
than the addiction itself.

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The truth is,

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for a while now,

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{\an8}there's been a monster
in my life,

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{\an8}a monster hiding behind
a supposedly innocent face.

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It's actually been driving
certain behavior on my part

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that may have looked pretty bad
from the outside.

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The monster is...

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My mother.

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I mean, we all know
what she's like, right?

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Controlling, self-absorbed,
narcissistic.

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It's no wonder I'm an addict.

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Frankly, with my mother
as a role model,

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it's a miracle
I'm not a hooker.

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Hey, so have you talked
to Devon?

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Maybe once.

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You know, rehab and a billion
hours of community service

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didn't exactly
help my social life.

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He's probably just busy
getting his hours in.

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Yeah.
I mean, you're probably right.

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I mean, I just finished mine
yesterday, so...

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Merry Christmas.
You're under arrest.

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So your mom's really okay

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with me staying
over the holidays?

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- I haven't told her yet.
- Wait, what?

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Okay.

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Perfect timing.
Let me do the talking.

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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.

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Jake's here,

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and he needs a place to crash
for a few days.

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Jake.
Oh, it's so good to see you.

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Of course you can stay here.

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It's the holidays.

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You should be
with people who love you.

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Thank you, Mrs. Cross.

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- Mm.
- Yeah. Thanks, Mom.

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Mrs. Cross is what I call
the mother of my late husband.

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God rest his soul.

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Please call me Michelle.

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Thanks, Michelle.

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Besides,
surviving an ordeal together,

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like we did
with last year's tragedies,

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I think has taught us all
the real meaning of community.

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I mean, what kind
of neighbor would I be

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if I wasn't here
to take in a...

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a poor orphan
during the holidays?

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Um, two orphans.

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What?

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Surprise!

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Oh, my God.

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Wait, Devon.

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- Oh, my God.
- Hey.

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- Uh...
- So did you miss me?

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Uh, yeah,
I missed you.

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So what's been going on?

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God damn it, Alexandra.
Why do you do this to me?

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I was live streaming
to 100,000 followers.

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What's the problem?

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Wouldn't taking in
two orphans at Christmas

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make you look even more
charitable and mayor-like?

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Say, normal to your followers?

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I can't do this
with you today, okay?

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I can't do this.

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I'm walking away.

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I'm done.

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Hi.

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Um, Merry Christmas, Jake.

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I'm your present.

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From me.

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And this is from me.

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Oh, wow.
Thank you.

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Um, I have to go out
for a while.

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- You just got here.
- Yeah, I... I know.

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Um, I just...
I have to get your present.

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- You're my present.
- Yeah, but I'm from Lexy.

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You know,
we're both presents from Lexy.

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You know,
this is from you to me,

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so, you know,
I have to reciprocate.

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Jake, you're making this
way too complicated.

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I just wanna
spend time with you.

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That's all I want
for Christmas.

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Look, I know.
Me too.

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But you're gonna love this.
I promise, okay?

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Look, I'll be right back.

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See you in a bit,
and Merry Christmas.

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Questions still surround
the case of Dr. Amanda Mixter,

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the local psychiatrist
who was found dead,

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apparently of natural causes,
in her downtown office,

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this following
the bizarre tragedy

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at Burlington's Catholic
School of the Incarnate Lord,

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where Dr. Mixter had ties.

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The school has been
permanently closed,

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and the Archdiocese of Camden
had no comment.

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Hey, hon.
Can I get you anything?

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Not tonight. Thanks.

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I'm okay.

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Hi. Happy holidays.

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I'm back.

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- Hey.
- How are they?

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Not good.

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00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:51,132
The doctors say
that they have...

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days now, maybe less.

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I can't lose Glen, Mom.

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00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,815
If they die,
I die too.

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00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:05,731
I know, Sweet face.
I know.

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00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:08,760
Then you know
what we have to do.

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00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:09,894
Yes.

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00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:12,198
And you're okay with that?

217
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,119
Why do you think I saved it
all these years?

218
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,451
We have to get you in here.

219
00:14:17,535 --> 00:14:20,454
I mean, you're the only one
who knows how to do the spell.

220
00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:23,040
What... what about the guard?

221
00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:24,750
I have an idea.

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00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,877
You just have to be
Jennifer Tilly one last time.

223
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:31,256
But Jennifer Tilly's wanted
for murder.

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00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:35,177
Jennifer Tilly
is a damn good actress.

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00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,262
And tomorrow,

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you're gonna give
the performance of her life.

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪

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Whoa.

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00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:06,632
World's quietest?

231
00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:11,472
Mm, what the hell?
I deserve it.

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00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:15,634
I've been a very naughty boy
this year.

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00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,743
Hey, everybody.

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00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,708
I just wanted to pop in

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00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:32,833
and share how my beautiful
nativity-scape is coming along.

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00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,684
Take a look.

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00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,319
Here we go.

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00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:41,950
I just finished dressing
these handsome gents.

239
00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:46,620
And can't find
a suitable baby Jesus?

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00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:49,373
Any doll from your kid's room
will do.

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00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,421
- Hi there. How you doing?
- Hi.

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00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,099
Aah!

243
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,101
- Oh, my God.
- Seriously?

244
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,602
I'm sorry.
I'm such a klutz.

245
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:13,606
Here, just get another one
on me.

246
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,696
Sorry.

247
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,570
Fucking moron.

248
00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,375
Whoa.
Excuse me.

249
00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:37,963
Merry Christmas, Doctor.

250
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:40,017
Merry Christmas.

251
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,391
Oh.

252
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:57,734
Oh, my poor baby.

253
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,489
Okay.
We have to be quick.

254
00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:20,839
Okay. All right.

255
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,174
Uh, here.

256
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,548
Okay. Ready?

257
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,512
Holy shit. You.

258
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,139
Yes, it's me,

259
00:17:29,223 --> 00:17:31,141
Dr. Robert Rasmussen.

260
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:33,935
I didn't think you'd actually
be stupid enough to come here.

261
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:37,939
Predictability is so boring.
Don't you think?

262
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,608
Hold on right there.

263
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,818
Are you gonna
finish that drink?

264
00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:44,029
I suppose your plan is
to throw it in my face?

265
00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:47,157
Could be.

266
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,867
Ooh, or these flowers.

267
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,741
- Jenn, put it down.
- Aah!

268
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:56,082
Everything okay in there?

269
00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:00,587
I heard a crash.

270
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:03,215
Oh, the klutz strikes again.

271
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,633
I... I broke a vase.

272
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,343
Oh, that's okay, hon.

273
00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:07,344
I'll get someone
to clean it up.

274
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:09,513
No. No, no, no.
I got it.

275
00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:12,641
- You sure?
- Sure as sugar.

276
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,525
Okay, then.

277
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:38,125
Hey, Mom?

278
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:40,252
Clear?

279
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,426
Oh, yes.

280
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:54,106
Aah!

281
00:19:04,485 --> 00:19:07,529
Merry Christmas, Mom.

282
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,033
Merry Christmas, Glenda.

283
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:41,813
Aah!

284
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,738
I just finished
dressing these handsome gents.

285
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:54,659
And can't find
a suitable baby Jesus?

286
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:57,204
Any doll from your kid's room
will do.

287
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:59,664
- Oh, my God.
- Bye, and Merry Christmas!

288
00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:02,167
What is it?

289
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:06,838
I think Mummy just found
her next sublet.

290
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,173
Okay.

291
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:10,842
Let's see.
Where was I?

292
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:13,220
Am I done yet?
Can I see?

293
00:20:13,304 --> 00:20:15,096
No, no, no, no, no, no.

294
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:19,100
I just have to put on
the finishing touches.

295
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,019
Oh.

296
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:24,105
And a little bit
more lip gloss.

297
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:27,192
All right.

298
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:30,528
You can look now.

299
00:20:30,612 --> 00:20:34,074
Ta-da.

300
00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:37,369
Oh, it's me.

301
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,121
Oh, I love it.

302
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,207
I love me.

303
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,875
Oh, thank you, Mummy.

304
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,753
Oh, you're welcome, Gl...

305
00:20:46,837 --> 00:20:49,047
Oh, what should I call you now?

306
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,300
G. G.

307
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,551
Call me G. G.

308
00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:55,136
G. G.

309
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,347
I love it.

310
00:20:57,431 --> 00:20:59,891
So, G. G.,
what should we do now?

311
00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:03,853
Should we go online
and shop for little tiny shoes?

312
00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:05,563
Oh, stop it, Mummy!

313
00:21:05,647 --> 00:21:08,275
You'll wrinkle my dress.

314
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,945
Or we could scare the shit out
of that little brat

315
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,114
in room 304
down the hall.

316
00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:17,784
Oh,
actually I thought maybe...

317
00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:20,238
I thought
I might do some traveling.

318
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:23,832
Oh.

319
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,917
Oh, that would...

320
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:29,587
That sounds very exciting.

321
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,923
Where do you think
you might wanna go?

322
00:21:32,007 --> 00:21:33,258
England.

323
00:21:33,342 --> 00:21:35,885
England, definitely.

324
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:37,929
I want to explore my roots.

325
00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:39,264
Oh, yeah.

326
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:41,933
I'm kind of clocking that.

327
00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:44,436
What's that accent
you're doing?

328
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,771
It's my accent.

329
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:50,442
Oh, no, Sweet face,
you're way overplaying it.

330
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:54,786
If I were you, I would
dial it back to about a seven.

331
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:59,951
What would Jennifer Tilly do,
hmm?

332
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:03,625
Crank that shit.

333
00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:13,965
Oh, I'm going
to miss you, Mummy.

334
00:22:14,049 --> 00:22:15,467
Aw.

335
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:19,137
I'm going to miss you too, G. G.

336
00:22:19,221 --> 00:22:23,892
Can I give you a lift
to the post office?

337
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,225
Hey, I'm back.

338
00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:53,227
Where have you been?

339
00:22:53,311 --> 00:22:54,722
What's this?

340
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:56,981
So I know this is
against the rules of Christmas,

341
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,405
but I couldn't wait
till tomorrow, so...

342
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,290
Come on.
Open it.

343
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:20,880
I did some research online.

344
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:24,092
Apparently,
this is the best one, so...

345
00:23:24,176 --> 00:23:26,969
I thought maybe it could help
you get back into podcasting,

346
00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:28,643
just like old times.

347
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:31,974
Thanks.

348
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,554
What?

349
00:23:35,896 --> 00:23:39,524
Well, I haven't really been
into podcasting for a year.

350
00:23:39,748 --> 00:23:41,418
I'm kind of done with it.

351
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,706
Okay.
Um, I'm sorry.

352
00:23:48,492 --> 00:23:51,077
But, I mean,
it is cool, though.

353
00:23:51,161 --> 00:23:52,701
Thanks.

354
00:23:54,206 --> 00:23:55,506
Yeah.

355
00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,963
Merry Christmas, Devon.

356
00:24:02,047 --> 00:24:05,800
Yeah, you too.

357
00:24:05,884 --> 00:24:09,554
Festive music...

358
00:24:09,638 --> 00:24:11,556
♪ For the end of December ♪

359
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,891
♪ When the weather's
really chilly ♪

360
00:24:13,975 --> 00:24:16,060
All right.

361
00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,814
There we go.

362
00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,607
Oh.

363
00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:24,901
I have to post this.

364
00:24:28,865 --> 00:24:31,617
Everybody, smile.

365
00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,828
Beautiful.

366
00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:37,332
Bon appétit.

367
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,671
So my followers really seem
to love my nativity scene.

368
00:24:43,755 --> 00:24:47,049
It got over 30,000 likes.

369
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:50,386
So, sweetheart, are you excited
for Santa tonight?

370
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,597
I guess.

371
00:24:52,681 --> 00:24:54,640
Well, you've been
such a good girl this year.

372
00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:56,934
I bet he's gonna bring you
something really special.

373
00:24:57,018 --> 00:24:58,603
I hope I like it.

374
00:24:58,687 --> 00:25:00,813
No, it's okay
if you don't, though.

375
00:25:00,897 --> 00:25:01,981
You could always
just exchange it

376
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:03,483
for something
you think is better.

377
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:04,901
- Jake...
- I mean,

378
00:25:04,985 --> 00:25:06,319
just return it for cash.

379
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:07,695
I mean,
cash is great.

380
00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:10,114
Jake, I like the gift, okay?

381
00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:11,949
Yeah, well,
it doesn't seem like you do.

382
00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,035
What do you want me to say?
I love it.

383
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,953
I think it's the greatest gift
in the history of all gifts.

384
00:25:16,037 --> 00:25:17,455
I was just trying
to make you happy.

385
00:25:17,539 --> 00:25:18,414
- What's wrong with that?
- You're not trying

386
00:25:18,498 --> 00:25:19,749
to make me happy.

387
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:20,958
You're trying
to make yourself feel better.

388
00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,627
What is that
supposed to mean?

389
00:25:22,711 --> 00:25:24,795
That podcast shit
is so last year.

390
00:25:26,131 --> 00:25:28,007
Language.

391
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,217
Then what?

392
00:25:29,301 --> 00:25:30,801
- What do you want?
- You.

393
00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:33,012
- You have me.
- No, I don't.

394
00:25:34,639 --> 00:25:36,516
You didn't even show up
for Halloween.

395
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,851
And when we were
finally back together,

396
00:25:38,935 --> 00:25:40,853
all you did was ignore
how I felt about...

397
00:25:42,272 --> 00:25:43,772
Stuff.

398
00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:47,593
I came here 'cause I thought
things were gonna be different.

399
00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:50,747
I feel like an idiot.

400
00:25:52,574 --> 00:25:54,492
All this time we've said
we've been together,

401
00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:57,786
but I think you left
a long time ago.

402
00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:06,879
Devon, I...

403
00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:09,215
All right, all right.
Enough, enough.

404
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:10,633
This is wildly inappropriate.

405
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:11,884
Mom,
they're just being honest.

406
00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:15,012
The dinner table
is no place for that.

407
00:26:15,096 --> 00:26:17,556
It's Christmas,
for God's sake.

408
00:26:20,435 --> 00:26:22,186
Well, I have something
that I wanna say.

409
00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:24,522
Oh, Lexy,
please, not now.

410
00:26:24,606 --> 00:26:27,486
- Mom, I was just gonna...
- Oh, look, here it goes.

411
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,990
I'm sorry.

412
00:26:34,491 --> 00:26:38,494
All this time,
during my recovery...

413
00:26:38,578 --> 00:26:42,290
I've blamed you for everything
that's gone wrong in my life...

414
00:26:42,374 --> 00:26:46,085
How you've been
selfish and mean

415
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:49,797
and how you've just left me
alone in all the sadness.

416
00:26:49,881 --> 00:26:51,882
This is your apology?

417
00:26:51,966 --> 00:26:54,719
- Look, Michelle...
- Mrs. Cross.

418
00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:59,056
Mrs. Cross,
this isn't easy for her, okay?

419
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,725
I know you think that Lexy
just cares about herself,

420
00:27:00,809 --> 00:27:02,893
but that's not true.

421
00:27:02,977 --> 00:27:04,562
She's been trying really hard,

422
00:27:04,646 --> 00:27:07,440
and the least you can do
is listen to her.

423
00:27:07,524 --> 00:27:08,904
Okay.

424
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,655
Thanks, Jake.

425
00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:19,170
What I was trying to say

426
00:27:20,286 --> 00:27:23,122
was that everything
that I have blamed you for,

427
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,541
I'm also guilty of doing.

428
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,753
And that's on me.
That's my fault.

429
00:27:28,837 --> 00:27:30,755
I never really thought

430
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:34,759
about what you might
be going through,

431
00:27:34,843 --> 00:27:38,093
that you would be hiding
the pain just as much as I was.

432
00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:43,517
I think we're both more alike

433
00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,931
than either of us
wants to admit.

434
00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:54,153
Well...

435
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,780
um,

436
00:27:55,864 --> 00:27:58,282
I'm glad you're learning

437
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:01,286
how much your behavior
affects other people.

438
00:28:04,622 --> 00:28:06,872
You're really growing up.

439
00:28:10,086 --> 00:28:11,962
And...

440
00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:16,636
I admit I have made
some mistakes too.

441
00:28:19,596 --> 00:28:22,646
I'm really sorry for that.

442
00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:27,186
It's a Christmas miracle.

443
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:31,560
Why don't you two
just make up already?

444
00:28:39,783 --> 00:28:41,325
Yes, please.

445
00:29:12,982 --> 00:29:15,401
Are we gonna be like them
when we grow up?

446
00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:18,529
- Who?
- Andy and Kyle.

447
00:29:18,613 --> 00:29:21,407
No jobs, no lives.

448
00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:25,953
Just complete obsession
with all things Chucky.

449
00:29:26,037 --> 00:29:29,081
That is a terrifying thought.

450
00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:31,083
Every time
I get a wrong number,

451
00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:36,756
every time
we see someone with red hair,

452
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,967
or even a certain kind of box,

453
00:29:40,051 --> 00:29:43,220
are we just always
gonna think it's him?

454
00:29:43,304 --> 00:29:45,389
Chucky's dead.

455
00:29:45,473 --> 00:29:47,391
So I've heard.

456
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:49,685
I think we just need
to learn to live with it.

457
00:29:49,769 --> 00:29:53,731
Bad things will always happen,
whether Chucky's here or not.

458
00:29:53,815 --> 00:29:56,405
Wow, that makes me
feel so much better.

459
00:29:58,736 --> 00:30:00,696
You know
what makes me feel better?

460
00:30:02,574 --> 00:30:05,159
You two.

461
00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:06,703
You really do.

462
00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:11,499
Now I feel like a dick.

463
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,418
- We love you anyways.
- Okay.

464
00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:16,921
Yeah, I love you too.

465
00:30:17,005 --> 00:30:18,589
I'm going to sleep.

466
00:30:18,673 --> 00:30:20,673
Good night, dorks.

467
00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:28,641
I'm sorry, Devon.

468
00:30:28,725 --> 00:30:30,810
It's okay.

469
00:30:30,894 --> 00:30:32,434
No, it's not.

470
00:30:34,355 --> 00:30:38,442
You're right,
and I think I was avoiding you.

471
00:30:38,526 --> 00:30:39,736
Why?

472
00:30:42,488 --> 00:30:45,115
I don't know, I...

473
00:30:45,199 --> 00:30:47,743
I thought
I wasn't good enough for you.

474
00:30:47,827 --> 00:30:49,787
That's insane.

475
00:30:49,871 --> 00:30:52,121
I let Chucky get to me twice.

476
00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:57,628
He got inside my head,
and people died.

477
00:30:57,712 --> 00:30:59,463
Chucky was the asshole.

478
00:30:59,547 --> 00:31:01,715
It's not your fault.

479
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:03,384
Yeah, well,
Chucky may be gone,

480
00:31:03,468 --> 00:31:06,846
but you're still stuck
with the same old me.

481
00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:09,723
That's exactly
the you I want...

482
00:31:09,807 --> 00:31:12,476
The Jake who makes
weird fucking art.

483
00:31:14,604 --> 00:31:18,566
The Jake with long, curly hair.

484
00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,651
Oh, my God, I knew
you didn't like my haircut.

485
00:31:22,403 --> 00:31:26,490
And the Jake
who stands up for his friends,

486
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:29,034
like you did with Lexy tonight.

487
00:31:29,118 --> 00:31:30,868
That's the Jake I love.

488
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:35,040
I love you more, Devon.

489
00:31:35,124 --> 00:31:36,584
That's not possible.

490
00:31:38,670 --> 00:31:39,795
Coolio.

491
00:31:47,804 --> 00:31:49,555
Okay, this is very sweet,

492
00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:51,807
but can you two please
stop making out on my floor

493
00:31:51,891 --> 00:31:53,350
so I can get some sleep?

494
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,940
You know...

495
00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:06,405
You're the best Christmas
present I've ever gotten.

496
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,407
Speaking of which,
you did save the receipt

497
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,618
- for that podcast shit, right?
- Oh, shut up.

498
00:32:12,704 --> 00:32:15,789
♪ No matter how fierce
falls the snow ♪

499
00:32:15,873 --> 00:32:18,792
♪ Baby,
I'ma never let you go ♪

500
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:21,211
♪ Till you start believing ♪

501
00:32:21,295 --> 00:32:23,631
♪ That I don't need baubles
and I don't need gifts ♪

502
00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:26,550
♪ And we don't need mistletoe
to kiss ♪

503
00:32:26,634 --> 00:32:29,970
♪ You are
my only Christmas wish ♪

504
00:32:30,054 --> 00:32:31,889
♪ Every season ♪

505
00:32:31,973 --> 00:32:34,016
♪ This ain't no lullaby ♪

506
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,602
♪ But I can make it rhyme
for you ♪

507
00:32:36,686 --> 00:32:38,395
♪ Yeah, I can try ♪

508
00:32:38,479 --> 00:32:42,775
♪ I can try to lie,
but you know me too well ♪

509
00:32:42,859 --> 00:32:44,652
♪ This ain't no symphony ♪

510
00:32:44,736 --> 00:32:47,613
♪ But if you wanna
sing with me ♪

511
00:32:47,697 --> 00:32:49,281
♪ Then I can try ♪

512
00:32:49,365 --> 00:32:54,244
♪ I can try to lie ♪

513
00:32:54,328 --> 00:32:56,413
♪ In the lullaby ♪

514
00:32:56,497 --> 00:32:59,249
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

515
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:01,877
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

516
00:33:01,961 --> 00:33:04,588
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

517
00:33:04,672 --> 00:33:07,091
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

518
00:33:07,175 --> 00:33:10,135
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

519
00:33:10,219 --> 00:33:12,638
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

520
00:33:12,722 --> 00:33:15,557
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

521
00:33:15,641 --> 00:33:17,685
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

522
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:33,664
'Twas the night
before Christmas,

523
00:33:33,749 --> 00:33:35,458
and all through the house,

524
00:33:35,695 --> 00:33:37,279
not a creature was stirring...

525
00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:38,823
Not even a mouse.

526
00:33:39,055 --> 00:33:42,326
The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care

527
00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:43,869
in the hopes
that Saint Nicholas

528
00:33:43,953 --> 00:33:45,705
soon would be there.

529
00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:49,083
The children were nestled
all snug in their beds...

530
00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:50,797
While visions
of killer dolls

531
00:33:51,169 --> 00:33:54,463
danced
in their fucking skulls.

532
00:33:54,547 --> 00:33:57,466
I'll take it from here,
Caroline.

533
00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:59,802
I enjoyed my milk and cookies,

534
00:33:59,886 --> 00:34:02,221
wearing a silly red hat,

535
00:34:02,305 --> 00:34:06,016
but I had zero intention
of taking a nap.

536
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:10,354
So then to the stairs,
I flew with a flash,

537
00:34:10,438 --> 00:34:15,982
excited to have
three nosy kids to slash.

538
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,146
No.

539
00:34:44,305 --> 00:34:45,389
No...

540
00:35:43,364 --> 00:35:44,532
Who's there?

541
00:35:46,701 --> 00:35:48,371
I'm gonna call the cops.

542
00:35:50,705 --> 00:35:52,998
Jennifer?

543
00:35:53,082 --> 00:35:55,000
Jennifer Tilly?

544
00:35:55,084 --> 00:35:57,837
Hi!
It's me, Mayor Michelle!

545
00:35:57,921 --> 00:35:59,171
Oh. Oh, hi.

546
00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:00,881
Remember we met last year
at the charity event

547
00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:03,050
for Better Days
Children's Hospitals?

548
00:36:03,134 --> 00:36:04,677
I know that didn't go so well.

549
00:36:04,761 --> 00:36:06,053
I hope you won't
hold that against me.

550
00:36:06,137 --> 00:36:08,055
Oh, no, not at all.

551
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,348
Wait.

552
00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:10,891
Aren't you wanted for murder?

553
00:36:10,975 --> 00:36:13,727
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

554
00:36:13,811 --> 00:36:17,565
That was just
a big misunderstanding.

555
00:36:17,649 --> 00:36:19,733
- Oh.
- And that's why I'm here.

556
00:36:19,817 --> 00:36:22,611
Oh, my God.
This is so random.

557
00:36:22,695 --> 00:36:25,489
And I'm sorry to barge in
on your house

558
00:36:25,573 --> 00:36:27,032
- on Christmas Eve...
- Oh, no worries.

559
00:36:27,116 --> 00:36:31,453
But I saw on your Instagram,
you have this doll.

560
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:33,873
- Yes!
- This very rare doll,

561
00:36:33,957 --> 00:36:35,916
which I desperately need,

562
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,087
because, well, you know,
that Good Guy doll shipment

563
00:36:40,171 --> 00:36:41,922
never did make it
to Better Days...

564
00:36:42,006 --> 00:36:43,674
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- And I feel

565
00:36:43,758 --> 00:36:45,426
if the public
were just reminded

566
00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:47,595
of all my charitable endeavors

567
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:51,432
that perhaps they would make
that silly murder charge

568
00:36:51,516 --> 00:36:52,433
- just go away...
- No, wait, wait.

569
00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:53,475
I need to post this.

570
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,519
Oh, okay. Okay.

571
00:36:55,603 --> 00:36:57,771
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited.

572
00:36:57,855 --> 00:37:00,065
It's Jennifer Tilly!

573
00:37:02,068 --> 00:37:03,068
Uh...

574
00:37:03,152 --> 00:37:05,070
Oh, my gosh.
Smile!

575
00:37:05,154 --> 00:37:07,865
- Okay.
- No.

576
00:37:15,164 --> 00:37:17,499
Aah!

577
00:37:55,246 --> 00:37:58,746
Man, that was quiet.

578
00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:02,670
Where have you been
all my life?

579
00:38:02,754 --> 00:38:04,630
- Mwah!
- Chucky!

580
00:38:04,714 --> 00:38:06,644
You're supposed to be dead!

581
00:38:06,729 --> 00:38:11,929
You know, if I had a nickel
for every time I heard that...

582
00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:15,808
- What are you doing here?
- None of your beeswax.

583
00:38:15,892 --> 00:38:18,602
Killing a mother
on Christmas Eve?

584
00:38:18,686 --> 00:38:20,854
You're despicable!

585
00:38:20,938 --> 00:38:24,566
You're just jealous
you didn't think of it first.

586
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:27,152
What are those poor kids
gonna do now?

587
00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:30,030
They're gonna rest in pieces,

588
00:38:30,114 --> 00:38:31,740
just like their parents.

589
00:38:31,824 --> 00:38:33,784
Except for that Caroline.

590
00:38:33,868 --> 00:38:36,453
I think she's got potential.

591
00:38:36,537 --> 00:38:37,997
But...

592
00:38:38,081 --> 00:38:42,126
kids who misbehave
have to be punished.

593
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:44,461
So where are they, Tiff?

594
00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:46,672
I don't know
who you're talking about.

595
00:38:46,756 --> 00:38:50,592
Glen and Glenda.
They disobeyed me.

596
00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:54,346
They have to be punished too,
severely.

597
00:38:54,430 --> 00:38:56,390
Chucky.

598
00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:58,726
They're... they're dead.

599
00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:01,895
Come on, doll.
I wasn't born yesterday.

600
00:39:01,979 --> 00:39:04,606
I mean, technically, I was
born about three weeks ago.

601
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,234
But I'm not stupid.

602
00:39:07,318 --> 00:39:08,902
I know what you're up to.

603
00:39:08,986 --> 00:39:12,823
I'm gonna find them
and punish them

604
00:39:12,907 --> 00:39:16,785
right after I punish
those brats upstairs.

605
00:39:16,869 --> 00:39:19,455
You're not gonna get
to them... any of them.

606
00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:21,373
You'll have to go
through me first.

607
00:39:21,457 --> 00:39:24,835
Ah, the scenic route.

608
00:39:24,919 --> 00:39:27,087
Aah!

609
00:39:32,301 --> 00:39:33,260
Hey!

610
00:39:33,344 --> 00:39:34,470
What did you do
to my mother?

611
00:39:34,554 --> 00:39:36,263
- I'll fucking kill you!
- Tiff!

612
00:39:36,347 --> 00:39:38,599
Get this bitch off me!

613
00:39:38,683 --> 00:39:41,268
- No.
- Tiff, listen to me.

614
00:39:41,352 --> 00:39:43,479
I'm the last Chucky standing.

615
00:39:43,563 --> 00:39:47,232
If I die this time,
I die for good.

616
00:39:47,316 --> 00:39:49,151
Oh, dear.

617
00:39:49,235 --> 00:39:50,360
So sad.

618
00:39:50,444 --> 00:39:51,862
Tiff.

619
00:39:51,946 --> 00:39:53,197
Tiff.

620
00:39:53,281 --> 00:39:55,240
Tiff!

621
00:39:55,324 --> 00:39:57,576
Lexy.

622
00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:59,661
Let me go,

623
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:03,999
and I'll get you
all the drugs you'll ever need.

624
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:07,503
This is the only drug I need.

625
00:40:07,587 --> 00:40:09,129
Aah!

626
00:40:16,721 --> 00:40:19,187
♪ Here comes Santa ♪

627
00:40:19,348 --> 00:40:21,058
♪ Santa Claus ♪

628
00:40:21,142 --> 00:40:24,728
♪ Ooh, make way
for Santa Claus ♪

629
00:40:24,812 --> 00:40:26,730
♪ He's swinging toys ♪

630
00:40:26,814 --> 00:40:29,066
♪ For girls and boys ♪

631
00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:32,820
♪ But they are
sleeping tight ♪

632
00:40:32,904 --> 00:40:35,823
♪ For the chicks
at the malt shop ♪

633
00:40:35,907 --> 00:40:37,574
♪ Down the street ♪

634
00:40:37,658 --> 00:40:38,738
Oh!

635
00:40:39,869 --> 00:40:41,699
Aah!

636
00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:46,083
I... aah!

637
00:41:00,348 --> 00:41:02,638
What a fucking rush.

638
00:41:14,612 --> 00:41:16,155
No.

639
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,699
No. No, no.

640
00:41:21,202 --> 00:41:22,622
I just wanted...

641
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:30,423
Devon, call the police.

642
00:41:33,256 --> 00:41:36,086
Devon, call the fucking cops!
She's gonna bleed out!

643
00:41:38,302 --> 00:41:40,137
You're lucky
he's such a good guy.

644
00:41:40,221 --> 00:41:43,807
No, Devon,
you're the lucky one.

645
00:41:53,651 --> 00:41:56,069
Hold this.

646
00:42:07,331 --> 00:42:08,961
Put the phone down.

647
00:42:14,797 --> 00:42:16,048
And the knives.

648
00:42:16,132 --> 00:42:17,342
Now.

649
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,852
- Let's go.
- Uh-huh.

650
00:42:22,937 --> 00:42:25,142
No. No, Caroline,
what are you doing?

651
00:42:26,517 --> 00:42:28,977
Chucky always told me,

652
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:32,431
one day, my real mommy
would come for me.

653
00:42:33,482 --> 00:42:35,817
He told me a long time ago

654
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,939
that the lady downstairs,

655
00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:40,243
she only adopted me.

656
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:42,150
That's why I never fit in here.

657
00:42:42,483 --> 00:42:45,736
Caroline, it's not...

658
00:42:45,828 --> 00:42:47,037
He... he lied to you.

659
00:42:47,121 --> 00:42:49,360
You're not my real sister.

660
00:42:49,707 --> 00:42:52,251
Chucky told me everything.

661
00:42:52,335 --> 00:42:55,629
He told me to just pretend
to be afraid of him.

662
00:42:55,713 --> 00:42:57,547
And I fooled you.

663
00:42:57,631 --> 00:43:00,431
I fooled everyone.

664
00:43:00,551 --> 00:43:02,282
Clever girl.

665
00:43:02,553 --> 00:43:04,471
No.

666
00:43:04,555 --> 00:43:07,715
Caroline, he lies.
Remember?

667
00:43:09,315 --> 00:43:11,525
- I'm your sister.
- She's lying.

668
00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:13,170
I'm your real sister.

669
00:43:13,356 --> 00:43:14,648
You're the liar.

670
00:43:17,184 --> 00:43:18,977
Now where is he, Lexy?

671
00:43:19,062 --> 00:43:21,157
What have you done with him?

672
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,143
I killed him.

673
00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:28,064
For real this time.

674
00:43:28,342 --> 00:43:30,135
You'll be sorry, Lexy.

675
00:43:30,265 --> 00:43:32,665
You'll all be sorry.

676
00:43:35,753 --> 00:43:37,754
- Mommy?
- Yes, honey?

677
00:43:37,838 --> 00:43:40,665
- Let's go.
- All right, Sweet face.

678
00:43:41,801 --> 00:43:43,415
Toodle-oo.

679
00:43:43,511 --> 00:43:44,636
No, Caroline. No.

680
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,221
No. Please, no.

681
00:44:22,218 --> 00:44:24,508
Now I'm an orphan too.

682
00:44:28,110 --> 00:44:29,948
We got you.

683
00:44:30,165 --> 00:44:31,501
Okay.

684
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,860
So you heard screams
around 11:45.

685
00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:37,323
You had reason
to believe

686
00:44:37,407 --> 00:44:39,242
that the suspect was
still in the house,

687
00:44:39,326 --> 00:44:41,869
so you acted in self-defense.

688
00:44:41,953 --> 00:44:44,622
Then the suspect
left the scene,

689
00:44:44,706 --> 00:44:47,189
taking your sister,
Caroline, hostage.

690
00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:48,459
Exactly.

691
00:44:48,543 --> 00:44:50,103
Had you seen
the suspect before?

692
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,188
Absolutely.

693
00:44:53,829 --> 00:44:56,415
- It was Jennifer Tilly.
- Huh.

694
00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:58,028
Damn shame.

695
00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,283
I always thought
she was overrated.

696
00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:04,308
Anyway, since none of you
has any next of kin,

697
00:45:04,392 --> 00:45:05,893
- we made an emergency call to...
- No, you don't understand.

698
00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,395
We need to find my sister now.

699
00:45:07,479 --> 00:45:09,689
I'm sorry, but we're trying
everything we can to...

700
00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:11,190
Oh, my God.

701
00:45:11,274 --> 00:45:13,025
- Are you guys okay?
- Mrs. F.

702
00:45:13,109 --> 00:45:14,884
Oh, my God.

703
00:45:20,846 --> 00:45:22,138
Thanks for coming.

704
00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:24,517
We still have a lot
of forensic work to do here.

705
00:45:24,663 --> 00:45:27,373
Can you take them
somewhere safe today?

706
00:45:27,457 --> 00:45:30,407
Yeah.
Yeah, no problem.

707
00:45:30,525 --> 00:45:32,290
Lexy, I'm so sorry.

708
00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,461
Yeah, but right now,
we need your help.

709
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:38,048
With or without the cops.

710
00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:39,551
Okay.

711
00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:41,900
What's going on?

712
00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,215
We have something
to tell you.

713
00:45:44,307 --> 00:45:46,727
It's gonna sound
completely insane.

714
00:45:48,082 --> 00:45:50,595
Mrs. F.,
do you remember Chucky?

715
00:45:55,975 --> 00:45:58,485
I knew it.

716
00:46:20,076 --> 00:46:21,494
Hello?

717
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:23,330
Hello, Tiffany.

718
00:46:23,499 --> 00:46:25,125
Nica.

719
00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:27,170
Look.

720
00:46:27,434 --> 00:46:29,444
I owe you an apology.

721
00:46:30,604 --> 00:46:32,313
I'm sorry
about what happened with Glen.

722
00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:33,775
I, um...

723
00:46:34,783 --> 00:46:36,970
I never wanted to hurt them.

724
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,789
I'm glad
G. G.'s doing so well now.

725
00:46:39,894 --> 00:46:42,632
Uh, you heard from G. G.?

726
00:46:44,362 --> 00:46:46,242
They call me once a week.

727
00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,931
Oh, well, t...

728
00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:53,188
Tell them
I said hello, okay?

729
00:46:53,451 --> 00:46:55,032
I will.

730
00:46:55,378 --> 00:46:58,758
Tiffany,
nothing has changed between us.

731
00:47:00,131 --> 00:47:03,008
I'm still going to torture

732
00:47:03,303 --> 00:47:05,095
and kill you.

733
00:47:05,902 --> 00:47:07,532
But I'm gonna give you
a head start.

734
00:47:07,647 --> 00:47:08,829
Okay.

735
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:15,365
And I love
what you've done to your hair.

736
00:47:36,044 --> 00:47:37,634
Give me that!

737
00:47:42,342 --> 00:47:46,045
Ade due Damballa.

738
00:47:46,513 --> 00:47:50,115
Give me the power,
I beg of you.

739
00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:02,162
Ade due Damballa.

740
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,381
Possess!

741
00:48:07,374 --> 00:48:09,174
Possess?

742
00:48:12,914 --> 00:48:14,975
Possess!

743
00:48:15,948 --> 00:48:17,616
No.

744
00:48:17,701 --> 00:48:19,619
No. Oh, God damn it!

745
00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:21,223
Possess!
Possess!

746
00:48:21,339 --> 00:48:22,715
Possess!
Possess!

747
00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,051
Possess, you stupid doll!

748
00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,045
What a crock!

749
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:55,040
Oh, no!

750
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:58,009
No, no, no, no.

751
00:48:58,171 --> 00:49:01,466
No!

752
00:49:01,551 --> 00:49:04,220
No!

753
00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:09,929
Aah!

754
00:49:10,668 --> 00:49:12,838
Aah!

755
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:17,423
♪ On the first day
of Christmas ♪

756
00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:19,897
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

757
00:49:19,981 --> 00:49:24,360
♪ Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪

758
00:49:24,444 --> 00:49:27,279
♪ On the second day
of Christmas ♪

759
00:49:27,363 --> 00:49:29,490
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

760
00:49:29,574 --> 00:49:31,617
♪ One strangulation ♪

761
00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:36,163
♪ And Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪

762
00:49:36,247 --> 00:49:39,291
♪ On the third day
of Christmas... ♪

763
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,335
What... what?

764
00:49:41,419 --> 00:49:43,740
We're rolling here.

765
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:46,282
30 seconds?

766
00:49:46,382 --> 00:49:48,857
Fine.
Skip ahead, then.

767
00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:52,083
♪ On the 22nd day
of Christmas ♪

768
00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:54,252
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

769
00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:56,200
♪ One crucifixion ♪

770
00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:57,828
♪ One resurrection ♪

771
00:49:58,019 --> 00:49:59,812
♪ One vivisection ♪

772
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:01,355
♪ One execution ♪

773
00:50:01,439 --> 00:50:02,982
♪ One enucleation ♪

774
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:04,775
♪ One defibrillation ♪

775
00:50:04,859 --> 00:50:06,444
♪ One defenestration ♪

776
00:50:06,528 --> 00:50:08,154
♪ One crime of passion ♪

777
00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:10,130
♪ One poisoned asshole ♪

778
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:11,675
♪ One throbbing headache ♪

779
00:50:11,855 --> 00:50:13,439
♪ One triple bypass ♪

780
00:50:13,524 --> 00:50:15,233
♪ Cardiac infarction ♪

781
00:50:15,318 --> 00:50:16,986
♪ One poisoned wafer ♪

782
00:50:17,071 --> 00:50:18,864
♪ One sad explosion ♪

783
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,408
♪ Holy combustion ♪

784
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,168
♪ One Texas chainsaw ♪

785
00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:23,961
♪ Two classic slashings ♪

786
00:50:24,045 --> 00:50:25,504
♪ Doll decapitation ♪

787
00:50:25,588 --> 00:50:27,173
♪ And a detonation ♪

788
00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:29,425
♪ Plus that strangulation ♪

789
00:50:29,509 --> 00:50:34,513
♪ And Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪

790
00:50:34,597 --> 00:50:37,308
Happy holidays, everybody.

791
00:50:37,392 --> 00:50:38,517
And remember,

792
00:50:38,601 --> 00:50:43,189
friends don't let friends
drive drunk.

793
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:48,664
Playful spooky music...